10. He hates snapped peas
9. He lived in a cave for at least a year
8. He secretly loves Asian women
7. His mom makes wonderful nachos (i mean casserole)
6. He doesn't know the difference between closets or bathrooms (after a power hour)
5. Take him to the beach and he'll steal your dog
4. He should buy stock in Imodium AD
3. If you want to choke him, give him sunflower seeds
2. Feed the man Shiner Bock and he'll ruin your night
1. Maybe he did or maybe he didn't
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HAHAHAHAHA.... this list is just about as perfect as can be. The only thing that I can think of that is missing is that he has scary gumby skin.
Other than that, it describes Kev better than I could.
haHAHA you just wrote your best man speech! what a tool he is... damn pugsley...
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